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Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Incredibly trite things I wish someone had already invented

1. Nail varnish which sticks to the nails, but not the skin. Lo - amazing instant nails!
2. Calorie free chocolate cake.
3. Calorie free cheese.
4. High calorie burning massage.
5. A magic sober up drink which works instantly.
6. A money tree.

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  1. chocolate with negative calories - eat and lose weight at the same time!

  2. Oooh. That's even better! xx