Incredibly trite things I wish someone had already invented

1. Nail varnish which sticks to the nails, but not the skin. Lo - amazing instant nails!

2. Calorie free chocolate cake.

3. Calorie free cheese.

4. High calorie burning massage.

5. A magic sober up drink which works instantly.

6. A money tree.

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