1. Boyfriend, I use your shower gel as bubble bath when you're not here. I have not yet used your razor on my legs, but lets face it, it's just a matter of time.
2. Mum, Yes I was upset the other night when you called, I don't actually have a cold. But I still don't want to talk to you about it.
3. Kids, I love you so much. But I cannot WAIT for you to go to your Dad's for a week so that I can catch my breath and tidy the house.